Heyyy all, it's your friendly owner Porjos :D !!! I will be serving you all of April's funny logs, and I will post two or three logs everyday for your spankin enjoyment. Although I will be editing these for easier reading, no conversation will be changed. Enjoy Bitches! Here's a sneak peak of what's to come:

<surfrock66> I'm playing office pranks today

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<surfrock66> I have oreos

<surfrock66> full of toothpaste

<MrGoldstar1> heheh

<surfrock66> a whole pack...12 have toothpaste

<surfrock66> so all week they've been here

<surfrock66> ppl eating the normal ones.

<surfrock66> getting comfortable...

<surfrock66> then today

<surfrock66> TOOTHPASTE :D

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<MrGoldstar1> surf

<MrGoldstar1> i love you

<surfrock66> ?

<MrGoldstar1> :D

(Log from April 1st, 2011)

So, as I was going through the logs I noticed right away something very interesting. Please, note the similarity between the following.

2011-03-02 08:15:52 [INFO] <Ma3taBla3ta> dani?

2011-03-02 10:57:31 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-09 12:36:56 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-09 12:37:28 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani!

2011-03-09 12:51:53 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-10 12:39:58 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-11 16:39:21 [INFO] <Ma3taBla3ta> dani? :D

I litterally just did a search through the logs from JUST THE MONTH OF MARCH for "dani" and this is what I found. The sad part is, I did not make a single one of these up...

We've been getting back into postin funny logs lately, and I stumbled upon one this morning, check it out!

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2011-06-03 14:26:51 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 has logged in for the first time.
2011-06-03 14:26:51 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 [/121.72.214.52:51247] logged in with entity id 268639 at (1492.5, 70.62000000476837, -1.5)
2011-06-03 14:27:04 [INFO] Kramer: hi server
2011-06-03 14:27:08 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: hi
2011-06-03 14:27:14 [INFO] Graham: WASSUP DUDE
2011-06-03 14:27:27 [INFO] Graham: your name is gay btw
2011-06-03 14:27:43 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: yea well its better than graham u dold dick
2011-06-03 14:27:52 [INFO] Graham: dold?
2011-06-03 14:27:59 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: old
2011-06-03 14:28:08 [INFO] Graham: ohh no its not
2011-06-03 14:28:21 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: this serrver messed up
2011-06-03 14:28:28 [INFO] Graham: sos your name
2011-06-03 14:28:37 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: go fcuk ur dad
2011-06-03 14:28:43 [INFO] Graham: no thank you
2011-06-03 14:28:44 [INFO] Kramer: rude
2011-06-03 14:29:45 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 lost connection: disconnect.quitting

Ok, going through the logs, I've seen plenty of people unsuccessfully trying to item things to themselves, but this one was particularly good:

2011-06-01 13:52:46 [INFO] fireball1379: give fireball1379 64 diamond
2011-06-01 13:52:52 [INFO] williamhcarlton: lmao
2011-06-01 13:52:55 [INFO] williamhcarlton: nice try fire
2011-06-01 13:53:07 [INFO] [PLAYER_COMMAND] fireball1379: /give fireball1379 64 diamond
2011-06-01 13:53:07 [WARNING] fireball1379 was denied access to command.
2011-06-01 13:53:26 [INFO] williamhcarlton: at least it wasn't "give fireball1379 64 TNT"
2011-06-01 13:53:32 [INFO] fireball1379 lost connection: disconnect.quitting