UPDATE: Trial 11/10 morning, 8AM Eastern Time, BE THERE :D

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VERDICT HANDED DOWN: Based on the evidence provided by cncr04s, we can see that many ppl opened the chest including known griefers. Sb was right in that tubblebunk opened it, and it's really hard to find specific things in the logs because they're HUGE. cncr has a script that can crawl logs a bit easier, so he was able to find more evidence more quickly. Based on that, tubblebunk can't be held guilty alone for anything other than OPENING the chest. We brought up that he's been accused before of griefing, but he came to us proactively and asked for the compromised acct to be banned. Weighing the evidence, we found him NOT GUILTY and untarded him. We gave him a stern warning tho, as this is the 2nd accusation, if there's another stealing and his name is tied to the chest suspicions are going to be raised. We told him to keep his nose clean and his head down.

Tubbellebunk (a.k.a. Premium) was banned on November the 5th under suspicion of buglary and destruction of property. The following is evidence of the theft.

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MOTHERFUCKER. A month ago, I bent my left index finger all the way back diving for a tennis ball under a couch with my dog. I ignored it, thinking not much of it, but when it wasn't healing I went to the doc...torn ligament. It's got to be buddy taped for 4-6 weeks.

This is my damn WASD hand! Right when full minecraft is about to come out! Realistically, this means I won't be able to talk as much and run around as much. I'll likely be slower to respond to stuff. It sucks the balls.

However, there is still good news. I got into a verbal fight with an Enderman. Look:

I killed that bitch by pushing his ass into a lake.

Hey guys. So, I've been working on a song for Minecraft for a while and I'm gonna be posting the video of it on my channel when Minecraft is released on November 18th, if not a little bit later. The trouble is I don't have any footage prepared for it, so I need you guys to make some for me. I'll take any videos of falling in lava or off high buildings, long pan shots of spawn city or your own house, videos of critical hitting a creeper, anything really. If you've got any footage for me, just upload the video to Youtube and post the link to it in the comments. Anyways, thanks :)

Hello 3l3m3ntals!

i'll be running a competition soon for 4 teams, heres the rundown...

Task:

To build the BEST redstone contraption possible!

Timescale:

7 days

Teams:

well thats for you guys to sort out :)

I aim for this competition to start from around the 21st of November, i'll talk to surf about seeing whether we can get supplies dropped at each base.

4 bases, 4 teams, mega redstone mayhem.

there will be rules, the usual, so no taking items away from build area, however you will be allowed to bring your own items if you desire.

sign up and make some teams below :)

Kirby and I are going to be making videos filled with creative ways to die in Minecraft. There won't actually be 1000, but we're going to make as many as we can. If you have an idea of how to die, please leave a comment at the bottom of this post. Also, if there's a song you would like included in the soundtrack, leave the title and artist. No promises, but we might put it in.

We will be filming on set on teh3l3m3nts server! If you would like to be a part of the filming, get over it. :D We might include you without warning...

Give us ideas!

Here's what we have so far:

• pissing off a huge group of zombie pigmen
• spawning multiple ghasts in a closed environment
• jumping from the top of the map to the bottom
• spawning a group of endermen and glancing over all of them
• a giant redstone person-killing machine
• a flooding chamber
• a LAVA chamber
• spider stampede
• creeper stampede
• spawning a bunch of skeletons who start attacking each other in an attempt to attack you and running through the brawl
• digging straight down
• building a stone building over lava and breaking a silverfish block in it
• cactus rapids
• falling off Sky World from the build limit
• settling things with fisticuffs
• getting struck by lightning... TWICE
• standing on a 1-block-thick platform in the Nether and waiting for a ghast
• pissing off Surf
• room with TNT in the walls
• "Let there be creepers!"
• roller coaster griefers