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Being a Janitor Sucks

2011-06-03 13:25:48 [INFO] theFrog : surf actually give me funniest name you can think of
2011-06-03 13:25:59 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : hmm.
2011-06-03 13:26:00 [INFO] Graham : fackel
2011-06-03 13:26:19 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : need to think on that one.
2011-06-03 13:26:32 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : :o
2011-06-03 13:26:39 [INFO] FrogPwnsPiggy : i went there
2011-06-03 13:28:23 [INFO] [PLAYER_COMMAND] surfrock66: /nick rtk BukkakeJanitor
2011-06-03 13:28:25 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : there.
2011-06-03 13:28:28 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : I like that one.
2011-06-03 13:28:30 [INFO] BukkakeJanitor : eww
2011-06-03 13:28:38 [INFO] Graham : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2011-06-03 13:28:45 [INFO] Graham : ROFL
2011-06-03 13:28:52 [INFO] BukkakeJanitor : i like it tho :D
2011-06-03 13:29:09 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : that's funny to me, some poor old balding man in a jumpsuit walking into a post-bukkake room
2011-06-03 13:29:23 [INFO] Graham : haahaha omg stop surf
2011-06-03 13:29:25 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : with just a bucket, a mop, and dying dreams
2011-06-03 13:29:32 [INFO] Graham : cant stop laughing
2011-06-03 13:29:33 [INFO] BukkakeJanitor : cough surf in 20 years cough
2011-06-03 13:29:37 [INFO] Graham : JHAHAHAHA
2011-06-03 13:29:41 [INFO] Paddy : lol

Fredie’s Initiation Hazing

Sometimes when a new user gets on, we make them wait a while to prove themselves before giving them full priviliges. Sometimes, we torment them a bit to make sure they're cool and can take it. This...was one of those cases. I present, for your enjoyment, the initiation of Fredie. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE, IT'S A BIT OF A LONG READ.

2011-04-13 13:20:17 [INFO] surfrock66 logged in with entity id 51589
2011-04-13 13:20:21 [INFO] Fredie: hi
2011-04-13 13:20:23 [INFO] surfrock66: hi
2011-04-13 13:20:42 [INFO] Fredie: come to new members spawn
2011-04-13 13:20:48 [INFO] [PLAYER_COMMAND] surfrock66: /warp noobspawn
2011-04-13 13:20:54 [INFO] surfrock66: hi
2011-04-13 13:21:43 [INFO] [PLAYER_COMMAND] surfrock66: /back
2011-04-13 13:22:05 [INFO] porjos:
2011-04-13 13:22:18 [INFO] surfrock66: oh yea he's at noob spawn
2011-04-13 13:22:20 [INFO] Fredie: porjos
2011-04-13 13:22:23 [INFO] porjos: yah
2011-04-13 13:22:35 [INFO] Fredie: come here plz
2011-04-13 13:22:43 [INFO] porjos: what is up brotha?
2011-04-13 13:22:59 [INFO] Fredie: idk

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Never Gonna Give You Up

2011-04-07 20:26:50 IMGArY: oh yeah joey~!!!! got to the stephen king site and go to the dt news tracker
2011-04-07 20:27:09 IMGArY: treallllllly important about the movies!
2011-04-07 20:27:11 porjos: new book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2011-04-07 20:27:19 porjos: oh i gotta check that out
2011-04-07 20:27:29 [PLAYER_COMMAND] porjos: /afk
2011-04-07 20:27:47 IMGArY: t/msg surfrock66 hes gonna get rickrolled lol
2011-04-07 20:27:50 IMGArY: fuck!
2011-04-07 20:27:54 surfrock66: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
2011-04-07 20:27:56 surfrock66: ahh
2011-04-07 20:27:58 surfrock66: bAHAHAHAHAH
2011-04-07 20:28:11 IMGArY: i really am afk now tho brb
2011-04-07 20:28:13 surfrock66: ::oh please let the afk hold::
2011-04-07 20:28:37 Gorg: a forelorn king?
2011-04-07 20:28:41 Gorg: nah thats stupid

::Some Time Passes::

2011-04-07 20:29:08 [PLAYER_COMMAND] porjos: /afk
2011-04-07 20:29:16 porjos: is gary rickrolling me?
2011-04-07 20:29:28 surfrock66: look at the chat log
2011-04-07 20:30:10 porjos: i dont get it lol
2011-04-07 20:30:22 surfrock66: he failed a /msg that he was rickrollin you
2011-04-07 20:30:47 porjos: baahahahahaa!
2011-04-07 20:30:51 porjos: failllllllllllllllllllllll

Prolly Shoulda Checked With Him First, But This Is Too Good.

I probably should have checked with him first, but this is way too good. We've all been there man, lol.

2011-03-20 04:07:50 [INFO] **redacted** logged in with entity id 819937
2011-03-20 04:08:12 [INFO] **redacted** issued server command: list
2011-03-20 04:09:19 [INFO] <**redacted**> what the fuuuuuck
2011-03-20 04:09:37 [INFO] <**redacted**> waaaaaay too highg ffor this shit
2011-03-20 04:09:39 [INFO] **redacted** lost connection: disconnect.quitting

A German Evil Genius?

2011-02-17 11:09:32 [INFO] MrGoldstar1 logged in with entity id 5106068
2011-02-17 11:14:41 [INFO] <MrGoldstar1> surf what is BFG?
2011-02-17 11:14:49 [INFO] <surfrock66> butt fucking germany
2011-02-17 11:14:53 [INFO] <surfrock66> similar to bfe
2011-02-17 11:14:59 [INFO] <surfrock66> which is butt fucking egypt
2011-02-17 11:15:00 [INFO] <porjos> lol
2011-02-17 11:15:01 [INFO] <MrGoldstar1> YOU BFA
2011-02-17 11:15:17 [INFO] <surfrock66> bfe means really far away
2011-02-17 11:15:17 [INFO] MrGoldstar1 issued server command: tp mrgoldstar1 porjos
2011-02-17 11:15:17 [INFO] MrGoldstar1: Teleporting mrgoldstar1 to porjos.
2011-02-17 11:15:21 [INFO] <surfrock66> "I parked in bfe"
2011-02-17 11:15:25 [INFO] surfrock66 issued server command: kick MrGoldstar1

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