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Faction 1 ( Legion) (9 members)

1. rtkermit (Leader)
2. ikips(co-Leader)
3. Hockeydevoo
4. Nikewarrior
5. Merijuana
6. Omokisei
7. drhambergur
8. Strange_Turkey
9. Pimp72299

Faction 2 (Elite) (10 members)

1. xHoboninjax(Leader)
2. Epicblob ( co-leader)
3. taba357
4. shelbie8
5. BoukeBrink
6. Painkiller
7. cowgoesoink
8. LightningMan00
9. Nartuo8890
10. Zeeco

 Faction 3 (Walrus) (9 members)

1. Kirbyf (leader)
2. KingOfThePond
3. Old_Sp1ce
4. Petrispier
5. Baseaball536
6. Buckeree3
7. wilsonfam
8. Pearlol
9. crock3rs

Independent (people who choose not to join a faction) (6 members)

1. Surfrock66
2. cncr04s
3. zaftig_gal
4. ItslikeLegos
5. Mrspinkin
6. MrGoldstar1

This is gonna be a long post. It's gonna be very angry and very tiradey, and have a LOT of bad words behind the MORE tag, for your sensitive sensibilities. The short version of this tirade is: As soon as Google owed us money, they banned my account for "fraud." Wanna hear more? Click ahead...

I know that I've been absent for a while, and so I thought I should let everybody know how awesome my life is. I have discovered a time machine that has allowed me to do all of the things I've ever dreamed of. First, I went to a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, and caused a bit of trouble there.

By pure coincidence, I ran into Surf there.

Then, I came back to Earth and met some nice eccentric fellows, and convinced them that I was a god.

That was fun, but eventually they were conquered by people who didn't believe in me. Since I had caused so many wars as a god, I decided that I might like to try being in one myself. So I became a royal knight.

After that, I decided that it was about time to get a gender change. You know, just to mix things up.

Yeah, that didn't work too well. So I changed gender again.

With my new found muscles and sexy hair, I became fiercely patriotic. I decided to defend my country at any cost. I joined the army and went to Iraq.

After a while, I got promoted to a tank operator.

Eventually though, I met a guy named Tony. Between you and me, he wasn't the brightest of bulbs. Nonetheless, he gave me the idea for a new weapon.

And those are only some of the things that I've done. My travels have made me so notorious that I even got on some magazine covers.

Well that's all for now. I'll see everybody soon!

Here's a group photo, sent in by Omo, of the group in front of his Lonley Island Spawn:

Omo sent a screenshot of some debauchery in spawn:

in spawn we had wilson spawn 1,000 zombies and 1,000 pigmen. Me, kips, hockey, gold, zeeco, buck and i think pain all experienced this war....