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IRC Chat Connector Live!

We're pleased to announce that you can now chat on the server from a live, web-enabled IRC (Internet Relay Chat) client! We know a lot of people made friends on the server, but have moved on from minecraft. This is a great way to stay connected to the people on the server without having to be logged in all the time. It's an ajax client so it should work on most tablets/phones too. Also...since when you're logged in you're seeing our ads...it helps us pay for the server :D So if you wanna get into the chat room, click the "IRC Chat" on the sidebar, plug in your username, and pop on in! The link is also below.

IRC Chat

Oh Kermit, It’s Good To Admit It

O...k so I was drunk the other night and posed a question...Kermit had an interesting response.

2012-02-03 22:20:09 [INFO] DrunkSurf: let's say...you get abducted by aliens
2012-02-03 22:20:11 [INFO] DrunkSurf: kirby too
2012-02-03 22:20:12 [INFO] rtkermit: the fuck!
2012-02-03 22:20:15 [INFO] DrunkSurf: taken to spaceship
2012-02-03 22:20:16 [INFO] Kirbyf: yay probe time!
2012-02-03 22:20:24 [INFO] DrunkSurf: you're up there...they say "release the genital switch ray
2012-02-03 22:20:38 [INFO] DrunkSurf: whole planet....girls are EXACTLY THE SAME but have penises and balls....
2012-02-03 22:20:49 [INFO] DrunkSurf: boys are exact but have uterus and vaginas.
2012-02-03 22:20:49 [INFO] Kirbyf: D: no not my balls. leave the boys alone!
2012-02-03 22:20:55 [INFO] DrunkSurf: they beam you back...you're unchanged.
2012-02-03 22:21:07 [INFO] DrunkSurf: which do you bang. You have to choose.
2012-02-03 22:21:27 [INFO] Kirbyf: well fuck. so its a world of shemales and dudes with vaginas
2012-02-03 22:21:37 [INFO] rtkermit: SHEMALES ARE SEXY

Server Host Move!

We moved hosts!

The address won't change...mc.teh3l3m3nts.com. However, it may take some time for the DNS to update, so if you notice this, you can connect directly to cnc-home.it.cx. But check back at the original one because it'll eventually update.

TNT time! :D

so as surf continues his futile attempt to slay his latest advisory, the "magma cube 20"(EDIT: as surf takes care of his dog that got skunked :D) everyone else is going to have fun and blow the ever living crap out of everything. RIGHT NOW you can log on and blow up whatever you want. the map is already backed up so from here on out you just log on and request to be put in creative mode. stuff we will be hitting will be
-spawn city
-crimson heights
-castle estel
-nether gullonia
-new Gullonia

An Epic Battle

On this day...a great battle took place, where a great villain was dispatched by the army of good. I present to you...giant battle.