Kirby and I are going to be making videos filled with creative ways to die in Minecraft. There won't actually be 1000, but we're going to make as many as we can. If you have an idea of how to die, please leave a comment at the bottom of this post. Also, if there's a song you would like included in the soundtrack, leave the title and artist. No promises, but we might put it in.

We will be filming on set on teh3l3m3nts server! If you would like to be a part of the filming, get over it. :D We might include you without warning...

Give us ideas!

Here's what we have so far:

• pissing off a huge group of zombie pigmen
• spawning multiple ghasts in a closed environment
• jumping from the top of the map to the bottom
• spawning a group of endermen and glancing over all of them
• a giant redstone person-killing machine
• a flooding chamber
• a LAVA chamber
• spider stampede
• creeper stampede
• spawning a bunch of skeletons who start attacking each other in an attempt to attack you and running through the brawl
• digging straight down
• building a stone building over lava and breaking a silverfish block in it
• cactus rapids
• falling off Sky World from the build limit
• settling things with fisticuffs
• getting struck by lightning... TWICE
• standing on a 1-block-thick platform in the Nether and waiting for a ghast
• pissing off Surf
• room with TNT in the walls
• "Let there be creepers!"
• roller coaster griefers

Hey everyone! We've had a lot of people on the server lately, but not a lot of the people that post here on the website.

You all know that this website helps pay for the server, both in hits and encouraging DONATIONS! When there's no donations and ad revenue slows down...it comes all out of owners' pockets. HOW SAD FOR US :(

Actually, it's not THAT sad, since we enjoy playing too :) However, we always appreciate more help. We never demand donations, and they don't come TOO frequently, so more and more web traffic is critical in paying for shiz.

We need more people to help keep the website active. Post pictures, news about builds, news about minecraft in general, people to comb the logs for funny stuff, etc.

Let me know if you'd be interested in becoming a website author! Also, if you see any posts you like, retweet or post them to facebook!

Morate seems to have been infected with the zombie virus! I'm working on a cure, but it won't be ready until after Halloween. In the meantime, avoid contact with Morate as HE IS HOSTILE. Fortunately, he's not interested in your items, just your brains...

I've found a note from Morate in his house on Skyville. It says:

To my fellow gamers:

Something is overpowering me. I can't fight it much longer. If I don't make it out alive, please know that all of you meant a lot to me. Also, Kirby, there's something you should know. Last week when there was a creeper that had you trapped in your house for 2 hours... that was just me in a creeper suit. And potpourri, I used your toothbrush. To everyone else, I've always wanted to say
tharrrggghhhh........uuugggghhhhhhh.........BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS.............

UPDATE: Take a look at these 2 log snippets, that's how she rolls BITCH.

5:17:24 :- Block placed, cipeon, Block: FIRE, World: ‘world’ Location: -49, 66, -62
5:17:24 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: -51, 65, -61
5:17:24 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: -52, 65, -61
5:17:24 :- Block placed, cipeon, Block: FIRE, World: ‘world’ Location: -53, 66, -63
5:17:25 :- Block placed, cipeon, Block: FIRE, World: ‘world’ Location: -54, 66, -62
5:17:27 :- Block burned, Block: FENCE World: ‘world’ Location: -53, 66, -62
5:17:27 :- Block burned, Block: FENCE World: ‘world’ Location: -54, 66, -61

5:33:56 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: 1, 72, 178
5:33:56 :- Block placed, cipeon, Block: FIRE, World: ‘world’ Location: 1, 73, 178
5:33:56 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: 1, 72, 178
5:33:56 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: 1, 72, 178
5:33:57 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: 0, 72, 178
5:33:57 :- Block placed, cipeon, Block: FIRE, World: ‘world’ Location: 0, 73, 178
5:33:57 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: -1, 73, 177
5:33:57 :- Block placed, cipeon, Block: FIRE, World: ‘world’ Location: -1, 73, 176
5:33:58 :- Block burned, Block: WOOL World: ‘world’ Location: 2, 73, 178
5:33:58 :- Made fire, cipeon World: ‘world’ Location: 0, 72, 177
5:33:58 :- Block placed, cipeon, Block: FIRE, World: ‘world’ Location: 0, 73, 177

So we were griefed and rolled back 2 hours. We have a new plugin that logs all block changes and all events. I want to post the log of when that happened, and look to everyone for when it seems like it happened. It's kind of hard to follow, it's from 10AM-11AM. (Edit: I removed a lot of it because it didn't matter)

There's lots of stuff in there, lots of those flying notices are people falling out of skyworld and stuff, it doesn't concern me at all. At 10:57, you will see what I believe to be the start of the fire. I don't see anyone there at the time. I want multiple eyes on that. For example, we can see saspringbokz96 was in noob world, so he's innocent. MattieTheSpid was at noobspawn (20k, 69, 113) right when it happened, so it's not him. Take a look:

Noob World is fixed :D Noobs will spawn there. Sorry to current noobs getting suddenly moved.