I've been playing this game since like September? This is either the first or second spider jockey I've ever seen.

Hey all,

I've decided I want to start a new topic for the images section of the site:  Kick-ass dwellings in the Nether.  I hope people pick up on this, cause it'd be cool to see much better building than what I'm kicking this off with:

That's right, I have two logs to show you today!

I can't imagine how many people Surf, Gary, and I have taught about cakefarting. Also, Gold never ceases to amaze me with the odd shit that comes out of his filthy German mouth.

<MrGoldstar1> surf

<MrGoldstar1> u need a dog too

<MrGoldstar1> call it cake farter

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<surfrock66> or michelle :D

<MrGoldstar1> CAKE FARTER

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)

This second log was taken from the day that "nicknames" were first added to Minecraft...

<porjos> /nick superoober buttSniffer

<buttSniffer> wtf my nickname is not butt sniffer

<madelineccarlton> :D

<porjos> /nick wilsonfam buttRaper

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 Cocksmith

<sbrough10> /nick sbrough10 awesomeness

<awesomeness> hello

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 CockSmith

<wilsonfam> /nick wilsonfam  wilson

<sbrough10> /nick sbrough10 sbrough10

<sbrough10> so members can now change nicks?

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 CockSmith

<buttSniffer> hello

<porjos> lol

<madelineccarlton> i dunno, who's cocksmith, lol

<CockSmith> who is changing my nickname.... I want to give you a hug

<madelineccarlton> LMAO

<porjos> hahahahahahaha

<CockSmith> with my flint and steel

<surfrock66> /nick surfrock66 iFuckRetardsInTheHiney

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> hi

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> :D

<porjos> hahahahahaha

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> BAM

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> speak

<porjos> im laughing so fucking hard in my office right now....its embarassing

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> haha

<sbrough10> /nick porjos Mr.hahahahahahahhahahahah....penis

<Mr.hahahahahahahhahahahah....penis> id buy minecraft just for the nick command

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)

So you know that system-wide lag going on for the last 2 days? My bad. The cactus farm is just too powerful, it's a black hole of items. There were so many standing cactus at the bottom of it that when the chunk was loaded, it caused a CPU spike on the server from 4% to 8% (doubling the CPU load). That's nuts. Now I installed a lava dumpster at the bottom, basically when you wanna harvest you cover the lava, collect, then uncover it when done.

Porjos and I were talking how epic it would be if you were a griefer to just go to someone's server, build a GIANT cactus farm right under spawn, then never come back. They couldn't even dig to it since the lag would be so bad.