It's just another night in the office for Gorg and Will. This is how owners run shit...

gorghoppurr: /invsee jandrews

williamhcarlton: you're not on the server five minutes and the first thing you do is get ahold of tnt

jandrews: firstly, it wasn't mine and that guy griefed me

williamhcarlton: what is one supposed to think?

jandrews: i found my stuff in his box

williamhcarlton: lmao

williamhcarlton: who griefed you now?

williamhcarlton: the only people on are you and two of the owners

jandrews: the pimp with the huge treehouse

williamhcarlton: nice

williamhcarlton: look

williamhcarlton: we have a group system

williamhcarlton: you happen to know anyone on the server?

jandrews: no

williamhcarlton: stand by

jandrews: except sb

gorghoppurr: /msg williamhcarlton he also stole some stuff. i invsee'd him earlier. had 2 records and a diamond

gorghoppurr: /msg williamhcarlton *or two. i was just about to ban but was unaware if tnt was a cause for banning

williamhcarlton: jandrews

jandrews: yes

williamhcarlton: buh bye

williamhcarlton: /ban jandrews

williamhcarlton: lmao

Gorg: his name also seemed familiar so i was just wicked confused

williamhcarlton: what a dumbass

Gorg: i hate how legit every night you get the one late night moron

williamhcarlton: yeah, i searched him and didn't turn up anyting online

Gorg: ban his ass haha

williamhcarlton: he's banned

williamhcarlton: done deal

williamhcarlton: i said, "jandrews"

williamhcarlton: and he said, "yes?"

williamhcarlton: i said, "buh bye"

williamhcarlton: and instantly banned him

williamhcarlton: also

williamhcarlton: google "jandrews griefer"

williamhcarlton: seriously

Gorg: haha got a rap sheet?

williamhcarlton: motherfucker actually posts on a "griefer stories" forum

williamhcarlton: lmao

williamhcarlton: what a dumbass

Gorg: hahah like a serial griefer

williamhcarlton: yeah basically

Gorg: this game is so fucked

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)

hey all,

Landon found diamond, already exposed, no digging on the surface! check it out!

Heyyy all, it's your friendly owner Porjos :D !!! I will be serving you all of April's funny logs, and I will post two or three logs everyday for your spankin enjoyment. Although I will be editing these for easier reading, no conversation will be changed. Enjoy Bitches! Here's a sneak peak of what's to come:

<surfrock66> I'm playing office pranks today

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<surfrock66> I have oreos

<surfrock66> full of toothpaste

<MrGoldstar1> heheh

<surfrock66> a whole pack...12 have toothpaste

<surfrock66> so all week they've been here

<surfrock66> ppl eating the normal ones.

<surfrock66> getting comfortable...

<surfrock66> then today

<surfrock66> TOOTHPASTE :D

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<MrGoldstar1> surf

<MrGoldstar1> i love you

<surfrock66> ?

<MrGoldstar1> :D

(Log from April 1st, 2011)