Heyyy all, it's your friendly owner Porjos :D !!! I will be serving you all of April's funny logs, and I will post two or three logs everyday for your spankin enjoyment. Although I will be editing these for easier reading, no conversation will be changed. Enjoy Bitches! Here's a sneak peak of what's to come:

<surfrock66> I'm playing office pranks today

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<surfrock66> I have oreos

<surfrock66> full of toothpaste

<MrGoldstar1> heheh

<surfrock66> a whole pack...12 have toothpaste

<surfrock66> so all week they've been here

<surfrock66> ppl eating the normal ones.

<surfrock66> getting comfortable...

<surfrock66> then today

<surfrock66> TOOTHPASTE :D

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<MrGoldstar1> surf

<MrGoldstar1> i love you

<surfrock66> ?

<MrGoldstar1> :D

(Log from April 1st, 2011)

Hello Everyone,

Just a heads-up to anyone that was on a little bit ago when that douchebag xander9 got on and started threatening everyone.  A minute or 2 after I banned him, my computer inexplicably crashed.  Now, he claimed to be able to wipe people's boot sectors lol, but obviously not the case, as I am now on my computer writing this.  It seems more like it was  simple ping flood or something (like I always used to do to my college roomate for fun hehehe).  Anyway, since he got my IP he may have yours if you were on then.  As I said apparently he must not be as 1337 as he thinks, because he didn't accomplish anything besides making me turn my computer back on. But just so you know.  But, this should be fine because I got his IP and traced it back to his ISP (his internet provider) and emailed their support department for network abuse, explaining the situation and that he was obviously violating their terms of service by maliciously abusing the services they provide him.  So he wont have internet much longer.  I'll post the replies i get from them. Should be entertaining.

nate

-IMGArY-

So, as I was going through the logs I noticed right away something very interesting. Please, note the similarity between the following.

2011-03-02 08:15:52 [INFO] <Ma3taBla3ta> dani?

2011-03-02 10:57:31 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-09 12:36:56 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-09 12:37:28 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani!

2011-03-09 12:51:53 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-10 12:39:58 [INFO] <FabiGamer> dani?

2011-03-11 16:39:21 [INFO] <Ma3taBla3ta> dani? :D

I litterally just did a search through the logs from JUST THE MONTH OF MARCH for "dani" and this is what I found. The sad part is, I did not make a single one of these up...