We've been getting back into postin funny logs lately, and I stumbled upon one this morning, check it out!

GET IT?!?!?!?! FUNNY LOG?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

2011-06-03 14:26:51 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 has logged in for the first time.
2011-06-03 14:26:51 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 [/121.72.214.52:51247] logged in with entity id 268639 at (1492.5, 70.62000000476837, -1.5)
2011-06-03 14:27:04 [INFO] Kramer: hi server
2011-06-03 14:27:08 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: hi
2011-06-03 14:27:14 [INFO] Graham: WASSUP DUDE
2011-06-03 14:27:27 [INFO] Graham: your name is gay btw
2011-06-03 14:27:43 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: yea well its better than graham u dold dick
2011-06-03 14:27:52 [INFO] Graham: dold?
2011-06-03 14:27:59 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: old
2011-06-03 14:28:08 [INFO] Graham: ohh no its not
2011-06-03 14:28:21 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: this serrver messed up
2011-06-03 14:28:28 [INFO] Graham: sos your name
2011-06-03 14:28:37 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 is a noob: go fcuk ur dad
2011-06-03 14:28:43 [INFO] Graham: no thank you
2011-06-03 14:28:44 [INFO] Kramer: rude
2011-06-03 14:29:45 [INFO] SeRvErOwNeR123 lost connection: disconnect.quitting

Ok, going through the logs, I've seen plenty of people unsuccessfully trying to item things to themselves, but this one was particularly good:

2011-06-01 13:52:46 [INFO] fireball1379: give fireball1379 64 diamond
2011-06-01 13:52:52 [INFO] williamhcarlton: lmao
2011-06-01 13:52:55 [INFO] williamhcarlton: nice try fire
2011-06-01 13:53:07 [INFO] [PLAYER_COMMAND] fireball1379: /give fireball1379 64 diamond
2011-06-01 13:53:07 [WARNING] fireball1379 was denied access to command.
2011-06-01 13:53:26 [INFO] williamhcarlton: at least it wasn't "give fireball1379 64 TNT"
2011-06-01 13:53:32 [INFO] fireball1379 lost connection: disconnect.quitting

2011-06-03 13:25:48 [INFO] theFrog : surf actually give me funniest name you can think of
2011-06-03 13:25:59 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : hmm.
2011-06-03 13:26:00 [INFO] Graham : fackel
2011-06-03 13:26:19 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : need to think on that one.
2011-06-03 13:26:32 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : :o
2011-06-03 13:26:39 [INFO] FrogPwnsPiggy : i went there
2011-06-03 13:28:23 [INFO] [PLAYER_COMMAND] surfrock66: /nick rtk BukkakeJanitor
2011-06-03 13:28:25 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : there.
2011-06-03 13:28:28 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : I like that one.
2011-06-03 13:28:30 [INFO] BukkakeJanitor : eww
2011-06-03 13:28:38 [INFO] Graham : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2011-06-03 13:28:45 [INFO] Graham : ROFL
2011-06-03 13:28:52 [INFO] BukkakeJanitor : i like it tho :D
2011-06-03 13:29:09 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : that's funny to me, some poor old balding man in a jumpsuit walking into a post-bukkake room
2011-06-03 13:29:23 [INFO] Graham : haahaha omg stop surf
2011-06-03 13:29:25 [INFO] surfrock66 PWNS : with just a bucket, a mop, and dying dreams
2011-06-03 13:29:32 [INFO] Graham : cant stop laughing
2011-06-03 13:29:33 [INFO] BukkakeJanitor : cough surf in 20 years cough
2011-06-03 13:29:37 [INFO] Graham : JHAHAHAHA
2011-06-03 13:29:41 [INFO] Paddy : lol