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teh3l3m3nts National Museum

Sup fellow 3l3m3ntals! The demons possessing Surf were vanquished and sent back to the void. Surf himself had to die, but we all live in Minecraft where death is only temporary, so no big deal. Surf's possessed body, when it was destroyed, dropped some artifacts. I have collected these artifacts, and I intend to start a server museum near spawn. There's one problem though. I don't have the materials or the time.

If you'll remember, Pirate was in the same situation a while ago. What I'm asking is if I can temporarily be made an admin while I finish this project so that I can switch in and out of creative. While I have been pestering Surf to make me a full-time admin for quite a while, I would only need temporary admin for this project. (I've been part of the server for a year and 11 months, so don't worry about me going berzerk and griefing everything. I promise I won't.)

The second thing that I'm asking is whether anybody has anything to donate to the museum. It can be anything from a book that helped defeat Surf *cough cough* Omo *cough* to the first sword you ever made. Also, if you have any ideas about the museum, let me know.

Tell me what you guys think of my propositions in the comments!

The New Sign (for now) :D

Ok so weve been needing a new sign for a while now, as there hasnt been one since the new world, so ive made one, by all means not the final version, please comment to alterations you think would be good, and thanks for he support :D lots of love velvet /pirate/666

P.s wont be on today, got my engagement party lol but ill get on as soon as i can :)

New Internet

from 10-12 PST on today, 11/28/12, the server will likely be down as my internet is upgraded to business class. Check here for updates; spread the word.

UPDATE: the dude is still working now at about 2PM pst...my ssh connection just died, so I assume we're down?

UPDATE 2: it'll take a bit for the dns to propogate...try the following as the server address:

  • surfrock66.yourhda.com:25565
  • mc.teh3l3m3nts.com:25565
  • 71.197.114.191:25565

Update 3: Well there's sort of a sucky deal...the new business class device isn't just a modem, it's a modem and a router, a router with an overly simplistic configuration. Allow me to explain via whiteboard pictures:

A STORM APPROACHES

You fools.

For some time now I, surfrock66, have secretly been researching and practicing in the dark arts of ownership. I have gained power and grown stronger, secretly building my kingdom and pulling the puppet strings as you all laughably live out your little lives. Occasionally one of you pawns discovered my identity; I struck them down with little more than a thought. However, one grew stronger than I had expected, and much like harry potter to my voldemort, his death left a scar on my castle and a tale in our dialogue. No matter, it is a trivial occurrence and as such is subject to my control.

Now, it appears that thanks to Omo, this tale has been discovered through the chant "/surf", and my identity has been made public. No matter. Though 3 great nations have risen up, their division is their undoing and once again I am the true ruler of the land. Now...prepare yourselves for an eternity of torture as you are all my slaves...Velvet_Winter, or pirate as you may know him, is now my slave, reborn under the identity of the demon surfrock666. A storm approaches...and I am here to reign terror and destruction down onto you all.

I am The Dark Lord, emperor of the server, almighty and powerful Necromancer Wizard of destruction...surfrock66

EDIT:

I have no fear of you hearing the story of The Insolent now. Here, read his ridiculous tome!

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Get Back at Google!

Remember how Google screwed us over a while back? Well, now's our chance to get revenge! I've started a Tumblelog in protest of Google's douchiness. It's really obscure right now, but I'm going to have some friends with lots of followers tell everybody about it, and hopefully it will grow into something big. With some luck, maybe we can even cripple Google. I need your help to get started though. Surf, I'm tasking you with submitting your Adsense story to the Tumblelog. As for the rest of you, if you have a bone to pick with Google, please submit that too. (And don't bother telling me that this crazy idea of mine will never work. That's what they told this guy.) Spread the word guys! I'm going after the big one!

The URL of the Tumblelog is antigoogle.tumblr.com.