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A STORM APPROACHES

You fools.

For some time now I, surfrock66, have secretly been researching and practicing in the dark arts of ownership. I have gained power and grown stronger, secretly building my kingdom and pulling the puppet strings as you all laughably live out your little lives. Occasionally one of you pawns discovered my identity; I struck them down with little more than a thought. However, one grew stronger than I had expected, and much like harry potter to my voldemort, his death left a scar on my castle and a tale in our dialogue. No matter, it is a trivial occurrence and as such is subject to my control.

Now, it appears that thanks to Omo, this tale has been discovered through the chant "/surf", and my identity has been made public. No matter. Though 3 great nations have risen up, their division is their undoing and once again I am the true ruler of the land. Now...prepare yourselves for an eternity of torture as you are all my slaves...Velvet_Winter, or pirate as you may know him, is now my slave, reborn under the identity of the demon surfrock666. A storm approaches...and I am here to reign terror and destruction down onto you all.

I am The Dark Lord, emperor of the server, almighty and powerful Necromancer Wizard of destruction...surfrock66

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I have no fear of you hearing the story of The Insolent now. Here, read his ridiculous tome!

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Get Back at Google!

Remember how Google screwed us over a while back? Well, now's our chance to get revenge! I've started a Tumblelog in protest of Google's douchiness. It's really obscure right now, but I'm going to have some friends with lots of followers tell everybody about it, and hopefully it will grow into something big. With some luck, maybe we can even cripple Google. I need your help to get started though. Surf, I'm tasking you with submitting your Adsense story to the Tumblelog. As for the rest of you, if you have a bone to pick with Google, please submit that too. (And don't bother telling me that this crazy idea of mine will never work. That's what they told this guy.) Spread the word guys! I'm going after the big one!

The URL of the Tumblelog is antigoogle.tumblr.com.

Congrats to pirate/Velvet_Winter!

Congrats to Velvet_winter (or pirate06, or any other of his accounts :D) for being promoted to admin :D His one account, Velvet_winter, is the one adminned, but he has been a candidate for a long time and we think he'll do a great job :D

Help wanted!!

hey guys/gals from Teh3l3m3nts.com

As you may know, I'm building an underground train system but, it got too much for me and Kat(Thaum,Oktariini) to handle it on our own. I've been digging the tunnels and Kat has been building the stations. Our latest tunnel is waaaaay to big to dig on my own and there is a even bigger tunnel planned!

So here is my question:

Which of you guys wants to help me dig the tunnels?All the ores you will encounter are for you to have.

I'm currently discussing a decent reward for you hard work(besides your name on the" Board of Heroes!")

Email me if you want to help: boukebrink@gmail.com

Greets BoukeBrink,

PS for extra information click this link: https://teh3l3m3nts.com/?p=3268

The Towers Development Part 2 (and an application)

VELVET_WINTER/PIRATE06 HERE :D

well technically part 1 but let me explain

so as some of you may of seen i have built a tower to max sky limit on my land near walrus, this however is just the first part in a long process in which i have started phase 2

the phase 2 tower consists of a 64 x 64 base which will be made smaller slowly up to max block limit, think of it as a huge pyramid(ish) sort of thing but much sexier :D

this will now complete my development either oh no, not anywhere near.

phase 3 will be a traingular tower, much like phase 2, this will be located to create a triangle between all 3 towers, i will then wall them all off with a huge (but again very sexy) wall

once these phases are completed then the real work begins (because making huge towers is childsplay to me apparently) :D

the overall plan will be to create a bright and vibrant city around the wall, with transport networks, aquaducts and more...

time for completion of this project will range anywhere between a few months of solid work in creative to a year or more doing this all legit...

this is where my application comes into play so please read very carefully

i have been a member on this server for around a year and a half (i missed a few months because of my leg :( ) but i have pretty much always been around somewhere, and i am asking not only owners and admins but members alike whether one of these 2 could be done for me (big ask i know)

1) can i be made a temporary admin whilst i complete my project, so i may enter creative mode freely ( i have asked before but once i sign out i lose creative and it seems a hastle to ask every time for the next few months lol) now this would not be a permanant position as i have no intentions on becoming a full admin until everyone feels i deserve it. heres the second option

2) a new class is made where they can freely change to creative, only to be given to a small minority who can be trusted with such a power, think of it as mabye a mod or somehting, someone not quite with the power of an admin but with the ability to teleport and use creative.

i havent done anything like this before but if i could ask for feedback on this it would be great, and i wouldnt do this unless this project was impossible without creative, i hope to hear your thoughts very soon :) love you all