Hey guys, it's Morate. I'm starting a letter system where a group of letters will be delivered to one server member/admin/owner each week, on Thursday. (I picked Thursday because it sucks and maybe getting a few nice letters will prevent somebody's suicide.) Here's how it will work: E-mail your letter to the specified person to me exactly as you want it to show. My e-mail is grahamcfoster@gmail.com. As I get the letters, I will add them to a draft that will be timed to upload on Thursday. (LIKE A BOMB. They always explode on Thursday. One of the many reasons Thursday sucks.) I will NOT accept letters on or after Thursday. We will send letters to a different person each week. The first week will be... drumroll, please... Surf. It will be sent on the Thursday after Thanksgiving. Again, the e-mail is grahamcfoster@gmail.com. I will pick the one letter I think is the best (for whatever reason) and make it bold.Surf, if you don't mind, could you help me complete the Google Docs list I shared with teh3l3m3nts? It's self-explanatory. Thanks guys! See ya in 1.0!

-Morate

P.S. Be sure to include your username. No anonymous crap. I CAN and WILL get your name. If I can't, I won't send your letter.

It was just an average day on teh3l3m3nts... I was working on my Sky Coaster, and Kirby was collecting stuff from the mob grinder. All of the sudden, Kirby told me to go to the grinder, so I did. This is what I saw:

LOOKIT! A SQUID!

The mob grinder spawned a squid! Isn't this the best thing ever? I mean, what are the odds? Well, I'm off to kill the squid now. Just thought you guys would like this!

UPDATE:

Apparently, it spawns squids a LOT. Sometimes it even gets glitchy and tentacles start reaching out of the walls.

Kirby and I are going to be making videos filled with creative ways to die in Minecraft. There won't actually be 1000, but we're going to make as many as we can. If you have an idea of how to die, please leave a comment at the bottom of this post. Also, if there's a song you would like included in the soundtrack, leave the title and artist. No promises, but we might put it in.

We will be filming on set on teh3l3m3nts server! If you would like to be a part of the filming, get over it. :D We might include you without warning...

Give us ideas!

Here's what we have so far:

• pissing off a huge group of zombie pigmen
• spawning multiple ghasts in a closed environment
• jumping from the top of the map to the bottom
• spawning a group of endermen and glancing over all of them
• a giant redstone person-killing machine
• a flooding chamber
• a LAVA chamber
• spider stampede
• creeper stampede
• spawning a bunch of skeletons who start attacking each other in an attempt to attack you and running through the brawl
• digging straight down
• building a stone building over lava and breaking a silverfish block in it
• cactus rapids
• falling off Sky World from the build limit
• settling things with fisticuffs
• getting struck by lightning... TWICE
• standing on a 1-block-thick platform in the Nether and waiting for a ghast
• pissing off Surf
• room with TNT in the walls
• "Let there be creepers!"
• roller coaster griefers