2010-12-24 18:44:10 [INFO] <surfrock66> lol, I've been drinking beer all day.  I'm the only person at this house that drinks beer
2010-12-24 18:44:16 [INFO] <surfrock66> so they have a ton to get rid of
2010-12-24 18:44:31 [INFO] <surfrock66> they just poured me another, this is ridiculous
2010-12-24 18:44:54 [INFO] <surfrock66> Her dad is being nice, but this has to be 9 of the day.  And we haven't eaten dinner
2010-12-24 18:45:11 [INFO] IMGArY  logged in with entity id 1915052
2010-12-24 18:45:16 [INFO] <surfrock66> SUP
2010-12-24 18:45:20 [INFO] <IMGArY> hey hey
2010-12-24 18:45:22 [INFO] IMGArY issued server command: list
2010-12-24 18:45:42 [INFO] <surfrock66> happy holidays, my in-laws and I are about to eat dinner
2010-12-24 18:45:54 [INFO] <IMGArY> happy god stuff to u too
2010-12-24 18:45:58 [INFO] <wilsonfam> so are you drunk yet?
2010-12-24 18:46:00 [INFO] <porjos> happy holidays surf
2010-12-24 18:46:03 [INFO] <IMGArY> me?
2010-12-24 18:46:06 [INFO] <IMGArY> not yet
2010-12-24 18:46:07 [INFO] <surfrock66> be back on in a bit
2010-12-24 18:46:12 [INFO] <surfrock66> me?  Quite :)
2010-12-24 18:46:20 [INFO] <IMGArY> i just got started
2010-12-24 18:46:23 [INFO] <wilsonfam> no surf is drunk i think
2010-12-24 18:46:32 [INFO] <surfrock66> I was just saying gary my father-in law is pouring me beers...this is 9
2010-12-24 18:46:33 [INFO] <IMGArY> well im workin on it lol
2010-12-24 18:46:35 [INFO] <surfrock66> I'm off to eat :)
2010-12-24 18:46:39 [INFO] surfrock66 lost connection: disconnect.quitting

- 1 hour   3 minutes and 54 seconds later -

2010-12-24 19:50:03 [INFO] surfrock66  logged in with entity id 2020314
2010-12-24 19:54:11 [INFO] <surfrock66> hi
2010-12-24 19:54:26 [INFO] <IMGArY> oh hey surf didnt even notice ur back
2010-12-24 19:54:32 [INFO] <surfrock66> just got back
2010-12-24 19:57:36 [INFO] <surfrock66> guess what
2010-12-24 19:57:43 [INFO] <IMGArY> what?
2010-12-24 19:58:02 [INFO] <surfrock66> I had 3 more glasses of wine at dinne :/
2010-12-24 19:58:07 [INFO] <IMGArY> lololol
2010-12-24 19:59:17 [INFO] <surfrock66> my wife's dad is trying to get me drunk...
2010-12-24 19:59:26 [INFO] <surfrock66> I hope he's not trying to take advantage of me
2010-12-24 19:59:26 [INFO] <sweetyouch51> lol
2010-12-24 19:59:32 [INFO] <wilsonfam> why haha
2010-12-24 19:59:50 [INFO] <IMGArY> well sounds like hes doing a good job....
2010-12-24 19:59:55 [INFO] <sweetyouch51> haha
2010-12-24 19:59:59 [INFO] <surfrock66> since like 4 this afternoon he's given me 9 beers and 3 glasses of wine

So...I have nothing to say about this. Gorg was on the server alone, and this happened.

2011-03-26 00:21:21 rentis2damnhigh has logged in for the first time.
2011-03-26 00:21:21 rentis2damnhigh logged in with entity id 1475720
2011-03-26 00:23:26 [PLAYER_COMMAND] gorghoppurr: /list
2011-03-26 00:23:47 gorghoppurr: freshly baked bread
2011-03-26 00:23:51 gorghoppurr: oh everyones gone
2011-03-26 00:24:26 gorghoppurr: except for rentis2damnhigh
2011-03-26 00:24:37 gorghoppurr: whats up mang
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So, Landon had nicknamed himself "I'mAdminAndMorePowerfulBitches" and Surf didn't know that somehow. So the following transpired.

2011-06-10 14:54:08 [INFO] surfrock66: I dunno if you guys notice, when landon signs on I like to act like he's interrupting
2011-06-10 14:54:12 [INFO] surfrock66: and epic offensive conversation
2011-06-10 14:54:17 [INFO] surfrock66: I have one cocked and ready to go
2011-06-10 14:54:18 [INFO] theFrog: i didnt
2011-06-10 14:54:21 [INFO] surfrock66: when he comes on next.
2011-06-10 14:54:23 [INFO] I'mAdminAndMorePowerfulBitches: hello
2011-06-10 14:54:24 [INFO] [PLAYER_COMMAND] surfrock66: /list
2011-06-10 14:54:25 [INFO] TheFamtomMenace: sweet
2011-06-10 14:54:28 [INFO] surfrock66: DAMMIT
2011-06-10 14:54:31 [INFO] theFrog: ahahhah
2011-06-10 14:54:32 [INFO] I'mAdminAndMorePowerfulBitches: hahahahahaha
2011-06-10 14:54:32 [INFO] surfrock66: GOD DAMMIT
2011-06-10 14:54:34 [INFO] Grahan_Solo: HAHAHA
2011-06-10 14:54:37 [INFO] TheFamtomMenace: hahahaha
2011-06-10 14:54:47 [INFO] I'mAdminAndMorePowerfulBitches: fail surf
2011-06-10 14:54:48 [INFO] theFrog: ./list helps hahah
2011-06-10 14:54:51 [INFO] surfrock66: Fucking a fail.
2011-06-10 14:54:56 [INFO] surfrock66: I saw that...I thought it was gold :/
2011-06-10 14:55:01 [INFO] surfrock66: because I'm dumb
2011-06-10 14:55:09 [INFO] Grahan_Solo: do it 2 sum 1 else THATS NOT ON!

That's right, I have two logs to show you today!

I can't imagine how many people Surf, Gary, and I have taught about cakefarting. Also, Gold never ceases to amaze me with the odd shit that comes out of his filthy German mouth.

<MrGoldstar1> surf

<MrGoldstar1> u need a dog too

<MrGoldstar1> call it cake farter

<MrGoldstar1> :D

<surfrock66> or michelle :D

<MrGoldstar1> CAKE FARTER

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)

This second log was taken from the day that "nicknames" were first added to Minecraft...

<porjos> /nick superoober buttSniffer

<buttSniffer> wtf my nickname is not butt sniffer

<madelineccarlton> :D

<porjos> /nick wilsonfam buttRaper

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 Cocksmith

<sbrough10> /nick sbrough10 awesomeness

<awesomeness> hello

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 CockSmith

<wilsonfam> /nick wilsonfam  wilson

<sbrough10> /nick sbrough10 sbrough10

<sbrough10> so members can now change nicks?

<porjos> /nick sbrough10 CockSmith

<buttSniffer> hello

<porjos> lol

<madelineccarlton> i dunno, who's cocksmith, lol

<CockSmith> who is changing my nickname.... I want to give you a hug

<madelineccarlton> LMAO

<porjos> hahahahahahaha

<CockSmith> with my flint and steel

<surfrock66> /nick surfrock66 iFuckRetardsInTheHiney

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> hi

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> :D

<porjos> hahahahahaha

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> BAM

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> speak

<porjos> im laughing so fucking hard in my office right now....its embarassing

<iFuckRetardsInTheHiney> haha

<sbrough10> /nick porjos Mr.hahahahahahahhahahahah....penis

<Mr.hahahahahahahhahahahah....penis> id buy minecraft just for the nick command

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)

It's just another night in the office for Gorg and Will. This is how owners run shit...

gorghoppurr: /invsee jandrews

williamhcarlton: you're not on the server five minutes and the first thing you do is get ahold of tnt

jandrews: firstly, it wasn't mine and that guy griefed me

williamhcarlton: what is one supposed to think?

jandrews: i found my stuff in his box

williamhcarlton: lmao

williamhcarlton: who griefed you now?

williamhcarlton: the only people on are you and two of the owners

jandrews: the pimp with the huge treehouse

williamhcarlton: nice

williamhcarlton: look

williamhcarlton: we have a group system

williamhcarlton: you happen to know anyone on the server?

jandrews: no

williamhcarlton: stand by

jandrews: except sb

gorghoppurr: /msg williamhcarlton he also stole some stuff. i invsee'd him earlier. had 2 records and a diamond

gorghoppurr: /msg williamhcarlton *or two. i was just about to ban but was unaware if tnt was a cause for banning

williamhcarlton: jandrews

jandrews: yes

williamhcarlton: buh bye

williamhcarlton: /ban jandrews

williamhcarlton: lmao

Gorg: his name also seemed familiar so i was just wicked confused

williamhcarlton: what a dumbass

Gorg: i hate how legit every night you get the one late night moron

williamhcarlton: yeah, i searched him and didn't turn up anyting online

Gorg: ban his ass haha

williamhcarlton: he's banned

williamhcarlton: done deal

williamhcarlton: i said, "jandrews"

williamhcarlton: and he said, "yes?"

williamhcarlton: i said, "buh bye"

williamhcarlton: and instantly banned him

williamhcarlton: also

williamhcarlton: google "jandrews griefer"

williamhcarlton: seriously

Gorg: haha got a rap sheet?

williamhcarlton: motherfucker actually posts on a "griefer stories" forum

williamhcarlton: lmao

williamhcarlton: what a dumbass

Gorg: hahah like a serial griefer

williamhcarlton: yeah basically

Gorg: this game is so fucked

(Logs taken from April 1st, 2011)